Fruity Bachelor

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Missed Connection

I've known about the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist for some time now. I've looked at it once before, kind of hopeful someone had noticed me in my roamings about the city. Now keep in mind, the listings generally fall into one of three categories:

Not really romantic ones: "We had anomymous kiss/blowjob in ______ bar/bathroom. That was hot. What was your name again?"

Kind of stalkerish ones: "I see you every day in _____ coffeehouse and follow you for hours. I made bust of you out of mashed potatoes. I can't wait to spread my buttery goodness all over you...."

Romantic ones: "I asked you for a light on Hayes Street. I was wearing a sweatshirt, you were wearing an orange shirt. We walked together for several blocks. I kept trying to think of something snappy to say to break the ice, but I was to shy. I thought you were really cute."

So yeah, me orange shirt and lighter. Him hottie in a sweatshirt. I know it sounds dippy, but that kind of thing is really sweet. Oh yeah, and did I ever mention how much I like attention? The correct answer is "a lot".

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