Meow!
So after breaking up with The Squirrel, I desperately wanted a drink. I went to Pronto! and cozied up to the bar. Sitting next to me was an attractive guy, who has drunkenly offered to take me home before. So we start talking and it turns out he is a bartender at the MaleBox. He's cute, if too thin for my tastes, but it's a Wednesday, and frankly, I wasn't interested so much in his sparkling personality.
I went home with him. We made out a bit and slept. While we were messing around, he kept freaking meowing - like a cat. I chickened out on anything sexual as usual, but it was very sweet when he said "Wow, you are a classy guy" as he was realizing I wasn't going to slip him the Little Bachelor.
