City Clinic

It's been far too long since I've gone in for an HIV test, so I stopped by City Clinic for the full package of tests. The irony is, the place is FULL of hot guys. Hot guys who most likely have a milky discharge, but I digress.

After they draw blood and swab your nether regions, it takes about two weeks for the results. With the exception of the HIV results, you can get your results online. You have to go back in two weeks to get the HIV result.

I showed up for my results appointment. I know I'm not super at risk (other than the gay sex thing in general), but still, it makes me nervous. So I'm in a very good mood, negative result in hand, as I bop out the door of the clinic. That's when I realized my fly was down.

The whole time.

Classy.

I guess that explains why the guy giving me results was looking at me funny.