T-Minus 5 Days

Three beefy Irishmen will be coming over to my place on Monday. I can't wait to work these boys into a sweat! Okay, so they'll just be moving my stuff into my new apartment. But I'm paying them so I can make all the gay prostitute orgy innuendos I want.

The new apartment is much larger and cheaper than my current loft. It's a little farther from work, but will take me less time to get to the office. And it's a great excuse to take a day trip to Ikea.